A body-cam clip has gone viral after a wildly intoxicated woman took “shooting your shot” to an entirely new — and entirely chaotic — level during a late-night police stop.
The footage starts with officers responding to reports of a disorderly woman outside a bar. When they arrive, they find her dramatically leaning against a lamppost like she’s starring in her own music video, hair everywhere, heels in hand, confidence at 120%.
And the moment she spots the officers?
Game.
On.
She practically stumbles toward them with a grin, announcing:
“Helloooo, officer handsome…”
The cop doesn’t even have time to introduce himself before she’s complimenting his uniform, his badge, and — for reasons unknown — his “beautiful, responsible energy.”
It only gets more unhinged from there.
At one point she twirls a finger through her hair, winks, and says:
“Arrest me… but like… nicely.”
The secondhand embarrassment is universal.
Even the officer’s partner steps backward to hide his laugh.
Viewers said she was flirting with the swagger of someone who cannot even spell “consequences” at this hour.
Comments exploded:
- “She’s not drunk, she’s possessed by pure chaos.”
- “If confidence was a crime, she’s facing life.”
- “Officer was fighting for his professionalism like his job depended on it.”
- “Imagine writing ‘flirted with cop’ in a police report.”
To their credit, the officers stay calm, polite, and almost too patient as she alternates between flirting, giggling, and apologizing to a tree she thinks is also a cop.
Eventually, they help her sit down and wait for a sober friend to pick her up — because the only thing she needed arresting from was her own behavior.
The internet celebrated the clip as peak “drunk disaster energy,” proving once again that nobody thinks they’re flirting badly when they actually are.
