A mum has officially become the most roasted parent on the internet this week after deciding her afternoon workout was apparently more important than, you know… basic parenting.
The viral incident began when gym-goers noticed a little girl sitting alone in the backseat of a parked car, calmly eating snacks and watching cartoons like she was waiting for her Uber driver — except the driver was her mum, who was inside absolutely obliterating leg day.
When staff finally tracked the mother down mid-treadmill sprint, she allegedly said:
“Oh, she’s fine. She loves alone time.”
The internet did NOT agree.
Once footage made it online, the comments section descended into glorious chaos, featuring hits such as:
- “Gym gains? Parental losses.”
- “She didn’t skip leg day but definitely skipped Parenting 101.”
- “This is why aliens won’t visit us.”
According to witnesses, the mum walked out of the gym looking like she’d just set a new personal record — unaware she was about to set another one online:
Most People Mad at You in Under 12 Minutes.
The girl, thankfully, was completely fine — bored, hydrated, and apparently vibing with her tablet like a tiny CEO waiting for her assistant.
One officer on scene reportedly said:
“We appreciate dedication to fitness, but maybe bring the kid inside next time.”
TikTok has now turned the entire situation into a full-blown meme marathon, with edits showing the mum lifting weights while captions scream, “Priorities: CONFUSED.”
The incident was “resolved,” and the mum left the parking lot with her daughter… and a lifetime supply of internet judgment.
