Talk about bold and oblivious. A pair of would-be thieves were recently caught trying to leave a Lululemon store with over $2,200 of gear, and yes… the tags and hangers were still on.
According to reports, the duo apparently thought they could just stuff the clothes under their jackets and walk out like it was no big deal. Spoiler: it didn’t work.
How It Went Down
- Security noticed the suspicious behavior and intercepted the pair before they reached the exit.
- The suspects had tried to make a run for it, but with all the hangers and tags still attached, it was less “Mission: Impossible” and more “Mission: Obvious.”
- Authorities were called, and the pair was arrested on the spot for theft.
Social Media Reacts
Naturally, the internet had a field day:
“They literally thought no one would notice $2,200 worth of gear walking out with tags on. Genius.”
“Lululemon: the only place where fashion meets crime fails.”
“$2,200 and not a single tag removed… this is peak amateur hour.”
Memes comparing the suspects to cartoon burglars with “loot still in bags” are already trending.
Takeaway
- Don’t try to steal Lululemon. The security cameras are always watching.
- If you do, maybe take off the tags. Just saying.
- $2,200 of leggings isn’t worth jail time.
In the end, this is a story of ambition, audacity, and a complete lack of common sense. The suspects learned the hard way: in retail, crime does not pay, especially when the hangers are still on.
