You think you’ve seen wild DUI stories before? Think again. Because this one… this one takes the absolute cake.
Picture this: it’s 3am, flashing lights in the rearview, and a driver who’s so far gone he’s basically operating in another dimension. Police pull him over expecting your standard “few too many pints” situation — but what they find is pure madness.
The man (who we’ll call the world’s most confused racer) was reportedly trying to order a Big Mac at a traffic light, because he thought the red light was a McDonald’s drive-thru speaker. No, seriously.
When officers approached, he allegedly asked them if they “took card.” The only thing he was about to be charged with was driving while absolutely out of his mind.
It gets even more unhinged. After stepping out of the car — which, by the way, was still in gear and gently rolling away — he started trying to put the breathalyzer in reverse, like it was his car key. The poor officers couldn’t tell if they were dealing with a driver or a sketch from Little Britain.
At one point, when asked if he knew where he was, he said confidently:
“Yeah, I’m in line for KFC, mate.”
No, sir. You’re on the A32.
Social media, of course, went into meltdown when the footage hit the internet. One commenter said:
“This man’s not drunk, he’s spiritually disconnected from reality.”
Another wrote:
“He’s living in the metaverse while his car’s in neutral.”
The guy’s now facing a serious stack of charges — but also, let’s be honest, eternal internet fame. Because no one’s forgetting the “Drive-Thru DUI” anytime soon.
Moral of the story? Don’t drink and drive — or you’ll end up trying to order nuggets from a traffic light.
