There are bad days — and then there are “please don’t put this on TikTok” days.
A woman in Arizona has gone viral after turning what should’ve been a routine DUI stop into a full-blown performance. According to reports, officers pulled her over for swerving, but instead of cooperating, she decided to argue, dance, and even try to give a TED Talk about “how wine isn’t real alcohol.”
Bodycam footage shows her dramatically insisting she was “too emotionally intelligent to be drunk,” before trying to prove her balance with what she called “interpretive sobriety dance.”
The internet, of course, had a field day.
“She failed the test, but passed the vibe check,” one user wrote.
“You can’t spell DUI without ‘U and I’ — and she took that personally,” another joked.
Police say she was safely taken into custody, and no one was hurt. The clip’s now been viewed over 5 million times, with many calling it a “masterclass in what not to do when the flashing lights hit.”
As one top comment summed it up:
“She didn’t just get pulled over — she got a whole character arc.”
