Some people get drunk and make bad decisions. This guy? He drifted straight into a police cruiser… and just kept on going like it was a speed bump.
Dashcam footage shows the suspect’s car slowly swerving through traffic before gently bumping into the side of a fully marked squad car. The kicker? He doesn’t even flinch. No brake. No reaction. Just vibes.
Officers flipped the lights on instantly — and even then, it took the driver a full 3 blocks to realize he was being pulled over.
Once stopped, the man stumbled out of the vehicle, gave the officers a thumbs up, and allegedly said, “Am I good to go?”
Spoiler: he wasn’t.
He was arrested on the spot for DUI, property damage, and reckless driving. And yes — his license? Gone. Probably for a long time.
👉 Watch the unbelievable footage below — it’s a masterclass in how NOT to handle a night out.